Antipholus of Syracuse
What’s her name?
Dromio of Syracuse
Nell, sir. But her name and three quarters — that’s an ell and three quarters — will not measure her from hip to hip.
An old English measurement of about 45 inches.
Antipholus of Syracuse
Then she bears some breadth?
What does this scene reveal about the relationship between master and servant?
Dromio of Syracuse
No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip: she is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her.
Antipholus of Syracuse
In what part of her body stands Ireland?
Dromio of Syracuse
Marry, sir, in her buttocks; I found it out by the bogs.
Dromio is making a pun on ‘bogs’, a kind of marshland found in Ireland but also another word for toilet.
Antipholus of Syracuse
Where Scotland?
Dromio of Syracuse
I found it by the barrenness, hard in the palm of the hand.
A ‘ness’ is a wide open space in Scotland. Nell’s hard and calloused palms remind Dromio of this rough and barren ground in Scotland.
Antipholus of Syracuse
Where France?
Dromio of Syracuse
In her forehead, armed and reverted, making war against her hair.
At the time Shakespeare wrote this play, there had been a rebellion in France. Dromio is saying Nell is going bald as her forehead is rebelling against her hair.
Antipholus of Syracuse
Where England?
Dromio of Syracuse
I looked for the chalky cliffs, but I could find no whiteness in them. But I guess it stood in her chin, by the salt rheum that ran between France and it.
The white cliffs of Dover/her teeth.
The English Channel, which is salty like sweat.
Antipholus of Syracuse
Where Spain?
Dromio of Syracuse
Faith, I saw it not, but I felt it hot in her breath.
Antipholus of Syracuse
Where America, the Indies?
Dromio of Syracuse
O, sir, upon her nose, all o’er embellished with rubies, carbuncles, sapphires, declining their rich aspect to the hot breath of Spain, who sent whole armadoes of carracks to be ballast at her nose.
In Shakespeare’s time, America and the West Indies were places to find exotic jewels.
Antipholus of Syracuse
Where stood Belgia, the Netherlands?
Dromio of Syracuse
O, sir, I did not look so low.
This is a long scene between them with a lot of extended imagery. Why do you think Shakespeare makes it so long? How effective do you think it is?